In what executives are calling "the future of sports talent acquisition," the NFL announced today that its entire draft process will move to the BASE blockchain network under the guidance of crypto evangelist Jesse Pollak. The partnership promises to "revolutionize transparency" and "democratize access to
In a bold move set to revolutionize international soccer, the Trump administration has announced sweeping changes to the upcoming World Cup hosted partially on American soil. The new initiative, dubbed "Secure Goals, Secure Borders," promises to transform the world's most popular sporting event with cutting-edge blockchain
SAN FRANCISCO — Tech entrepreneurs and self-described "visionary disruptors" Jake Finley and Zoe Chen announced today that their company BuzzwardBillions is launching what they call "the first-ever AI-powered, quantum-secured, metaverse-native, Web3 platform for decentralized intelligence." The announcement comes just three weeks after their previous venture was described
In what experts are calling "probably the most economically illiterate policy since someone tried to pay their taxes in Dogecoin," President Trump has announced sweeping tariffs on imports from literally every country on Earth—including an uninhabited Antarctic island populated exclusively by penguins, who are reportedly "deeply
By Anonymous Axie Scholar | March 27, 2025 In what experts are calling "basically the same thing we've heard 47 times this year," a new Layer-1 blockchain named ExtractionChain has secured $150 million in funding despite offering absolutely nothing new to the crypto ecosystem. ExtractionChain promises to
APRIL 1, 2025 — As is tradition on this day, news outlets worldwide publish outlandish stories designed to fool readers. But in the cryptocurrency world, distinguishing between satire and reality has become increasingly challenging. Today, we're highlighting five crypto stories from 2024, in no particular order, that sound like
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning revelation that has rocked the financial world, sources within the Securities and Exchange Commission have confirmed that years of regulatory confusion surrounding cryptocurrency stemmed from a fundamental error: SEC officials were actually attempting to read and understand cryptocurrency whitepapers. The new Trump administration has
In an industry where today's unbelievable headlines become tomorrow's SEC investigations, we felt the crypto world needed something different: completely fabricated news that's upfront about being fake from the start. We're just like your favorite crypto influencer – we lie to your face,